- He was my mate for six years
- He told me he was
- He raised a fucking egg with me
- We live in goddamn San Francisco
- We have fornicated... like two drunk penguins in the night
- Linda is a hideous looking bitch
Against:
- One time (when he was going through puberty) in a dream he had he had sex with a girl penguin but that girl turned into me in the middle of fornication
- If you can't tell from the above: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
I'll be waiting Harry. Dump that beard. I'm still here. And I forgive you for fighting with me.
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