Thursday, July 16, 2009

Arguments for and against Harry being gay


  • He was my mate for six years

  • He told me he was

  • He raised a fucking egg with me

  • We live in goddamn San Francisco

  • We have fornicated... like two drunk penguins in the night

  • Linda is a hideous looking bitch


  • One time (when he was going through puberty) in a dream he had he had sex with a girl penguin but that girl turned into me in the middle of fornication

  • If you can't tell from the above: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

I'll be waiting Harry. Dump that beard. I'm still here. And I forgive you for fighting with me.

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